The list of doom: Now that we've moved beyond the wretched doom and gloom that is Ghost fleet, we have a pause while we think the Cryx menace has passed us by, instead we stare gloomily at a combined Haley3 Grave Diggers shindig and Madrak1's Troll based sequel: Meat Mountain 2, Now the Meat is Sanguine Bonded Bitches
This months list matchup rates a splooshy turnip.
Issue of the month: Hooch-gate
Come on, it earned the suffix -gate, that means it's as serious as Nixon and we can all make weird parody attempts that consist of us making a verbal noise involving a neck wringle combined with a sort of bleeeeergh noise. Like the one Brian Blseed does when he basically self parodies himself in Star Wars.
Basically, this is the second ever model produced by Black Anchor Heavy Industries, hereafter reffered to as BAHI, which sounds like either a Tax Haven for the rich, a tropical tourist island you shouldn't import drugs to or a small part of a very long noise made by an elderly person desperately trying to empty their throat before they choke.
The first, the Dracodile, was surprisingly cheap, detailed and only eight pieces. Some annoying flash, that was about it.
The Hooch Hauler is also big, loads more pieces (50 something?), still detailed, ergo is laods more expensive. The cost caused the -gatening, as the crowds eyes ballooned in fear.
I rate this controversy a solid 27 pins in the knee.
Minor Crises Not Good Enough To Dilute the Value of the term Watergate
Cygnar - A long term blogger infinitely more popular than this bit of internet raggedy Andy left the game. Could have been worse.
Also, someone asks about team mates doing certain things. Some Shitlord loses his mind and posts a billion times because nuanced responses are hard.
Legion - Drowning in their CID. Everyone is wrong and this is the best thing evar whilst Abby1 begged for Mercy, but the plea was ignored and she was hotly contested on degree of shitness again. Blightbringer spikes with buffs so dire PP indicate at the very beginning they'll probably go away.
Chosen of Everblight are so contested in their statline that a hyperbole warning agaisnt resposnes is included in one of the CID rules updates.
Retribution or about Angry Elves - They had a 22% win rate at the America's Team Championship. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.They play insufficient Rahn.
Mercs - Just Ashlynn. Pretend I wrote Ashlynn 500 times here and it was amazing, funny and sad.
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