Welp, after that display of incompetence we had time for another game, Jeffedor expressed an interest in seeing Haley2, so....yeah.....
eHaley - Stormwall, Squire, Black 13th, Thorn, Gorman, Tinker, Hawk, Junior, Anastasia, 2x Press Gangers
Objective: Effigy of Valor
pMakeda - Molik, Gladiator, Marketh (Lead singer of the Puffinators), Nihilators, Pain Givers, Cetrati, Radheim, Animantarax
Objective: Arcane Wonder
Ye old three flags returns! I seem to get a high amount of games on Two Fronts and Incoming for some reason, so this was a welcome prospect (How my thoughts on three flags has changed down teh years....)
Skorne Deploy: Anastasia spazzes out, Skorne choose first. I pick the side without the forest of blegh. Cetrati go on the far right flank this time, Nihilators/Radheim take the centre, Heavies/Pew Pew Rhino on the left.
Cygnar Deploy: Some standard Time Piratism. Arrr.
Skorne 1: Defenders Ward goes on the Nihilators, everything runs up. Radheim cruises into the forest. Assorted Large Bases and above hang out on the hill on the left.
Cygnar 1: Haley bullshit goes down. The Pirates spread out around the mid line, Anastasia/Gorman cruise up to the mid flag, Haley feats and charges up to the end of the Trench with Decel up. Temporal Accelerated Stormwall moves up, puts down Covering fire and a pod, with focus to boost damage it straight up shoots down the Animantarax. Black 13th then move up and put down a Magestorm.
Skorne 2: My feat gets everything except the Paingivers and Cataphracts. Nihilators keep Defenders Ward and spread around as much as they can. Radheim falls back in the forest.Molik gets Savagery and moves to the right edge of the hill. The Gladiator moves up to a blocking spot, Makeda and Puffy Pants also go on the hill, she feats.
Cygnar 2: Stormwall gets a bunch of focus. Plan is swamp, Esponiage, kill everything.
Smurfs on the right go into the Cataphracts and kill two. Stormwall charges and kills teh Gladiator. Gorman with Corrosion, a Magestorm, Black 13th shots, Hawk and Esponiage actions kill all the Nihilators and Paingivers. I messed up my placement with Gorman and some of the communists, so Haleys activation was to TK the alchemist and Anastasia so the Esponiage could go off, she then fled back down the trench out of fear of death.
Cygnar goes to 2 CP.
I'd planned to have a Smurf go to the left to be in Espionage range, but forgot about it when I moved the unit.
Skorne 3: Marketh kills Anastasia, Cataphracts cause a pirate to tough, Molik tries some Side Stepping and misses every bought attack on Press Gangers. Jeffakopolis then concedes as I cruise to a scenario win without to much effort after this (Radheim could contest the middle, I go to 3, clear up either the middle or right flag and call it a day).
So yeah...Haley....so rubbish with that nerf and all.....






