Mirage
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-dollies. In that radio hype voice, rather than the unintended stutter thing. John Scatman had a stutter. Real shame what happened to his last name, alas poor Jazz.
Ye 'olde....young.....whatever the correct nomenclature for tweens, Harby is here. Sigh. Grumble about the Command 12 buff, did not want. No clocks on this one, which is a good thing as my cards have gone bloody walk about and I'm inept/slow at Warroom.
Exemplar Interdiction build, so thankfully no kicky monks. Lot more wounds and stuff though. Standard Harby play, begin by working out your assassination run,then start killin stuff. If Martydoms trigger enough times, kill the stupid floaty chick. Oasis' third album of songs were way to sodding long, even the good ones, of which All Around the World is bloody not one.
I gloriously win the roll and pick first,such tactics. Mucho power.
My side ends up with a building in my circle zone, plus a hill/water thing that do nothing.
Centrally the flags are all exposed, though there is a forest friendly to the Menites and a wall that could be useful if models twirl around. Always twirling.
Menites have water/rubble that doesn't make an impact on the game.
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Round 1: There's a garbo Notre Dame on the left, so plan is to run up and kill the damn thing at start of next turn. Can't Martydom that thing (Memory conflation with Terminus Wraith Engines toughing. Ew.).
Totem Hunter Preys the Church, thinking being that it'll be capped at some point then allow the best possible Prey target.
Rask throws Fury on Brine and Admonition on a Bone Swarm. Won't achieve much, forcing the Purification is better than Harby healing for four though.
Veil of Mists has to go down so that Big Pig can run into position through the obstruction.
Bone Swarms saunter forth.
Dahlia forgoes casting Haunting Melody, opting to run forward onto the hill while Skarath flanks up on the far left.
Various solos run around, sticking outside of Church Pew Pew range.
The Cauldrons spit out corpses onto Bone Swarms.
In reply, Menoth moves forward with the Church shooting Brine, boosting the damage and getting some good damage spikes to leave the poor Piggy on 5 boxes. Did not expect that.
Harbinger pops Purification before advancing so I lose Admonition and Fury, get to keep the Veil of Mists.
Bastions on the left utilise desperate pace and Crusaders Call to charge up and sit in front of the Church, Harby moves up behind the forest surrounded by the various solos in the list (Warder, Gravus, Seneschal, Hierophant. The Indictor moves up in front of her.
Cinerators move up as a brick on the right, the front unit popping their mini feat to get Shield Wall up while the second unit ran up behind. The Guardian, as represented by the Castigator, awkwardly had nowhere to go and ends up behind the Cinerator Block.
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Minion 2: Alright, the opening step against please-burn-her-on-a-stake, lay out the attacks on Harby to discourage Martydoms. This turn what I can produce is getting Brine onto her if a Bone Swarm destroys the Guardian.
Otherwise actual attrition intent is to damage up the Bastions and kill the Hierophant with Skarath.
For the sake of feat positioning, Rask waddles through his Veil of Mists, Boundless Charges Brine and a Bone Swarm on the right, the latter also gets Fury. Feat popped.
Wrastler throws Rage on the Bone Swarm as well, so it's fully prepped to get its murder on.
Alten pops a shot at the Bastion Seneschal, lands a couple points and Grievous Wounds.
Eilish moves up and puts Puppet Strongs on the Bastions in case they defensive strike to well.
Skarath charges up, sprays the Bastions who wing the Snake a little with a Defensive Strike. Can't get far up enough to hit the Hierophant sadly, so the spray is getting four of the Bastions, the Seneschal and Harbinger. Seneschal dies, Harbinger actually takes four damage so that was nice. She Martys once to keep a Bastion going, so at this point only one dies.
Skarath has spent three Fury at this point, Dahlia is going to run up to contest the centre flag and be annoying, so I weigh up whether to give her transfers or do something.
I totally blip on Purification. Straight up forget it's a thing. A number of pointless decisions are made this turn predicated on this linchpin of stupidity in my jello of dribbling.
Anyway, a Boneswarm moves up on the left, gets stabbed by Bastion, burns a corpse to heal then in reply eats the dude. Nom nom nom. Bone Swarms are actually just dudes desperate for a slice of Calcium.
Pair of Bone Swarms move up aroudn Dahlia and....sigh....cast the Swarm Animus to make harder to hit. Pro plays.
Anyway,that stuff happened. Corrosion's out, a couple Bastions dead. Super happy at least the Seneschal got popped. Time to just see if we can assassinate at this point.
Bone Swarm with all the buffs (Also got three corpses off the Cauldron) goes into the Indictor, straight die damage, easily kills it.
Rorsh then heals up Brine to a mighty 8 boxes, smokes him forward, big Pig charges into Harby.
Pop Animus for damage, boost to hit all the initials. With the Snake damage this is just shy of an 80% (Would be 60 ish without said Skarath spike).
I miss all my attacks and we're suuuuuper sad.
Totem Hunter runs out to the right, I measure for it to be within 6 of the Bone Shrine for Boundless Charge/Fury. In the midst of the Menoth turn I'll realise I measured to a random Proxy base I'd used for Bone Swarm placement and he was in fact just flapping the damn breeze.
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Menoth 2: Corrosion pops some damage on the Bastions, runs out on Harby herself.
Harby Purifies, dropping off the Upkeeps and all those Animi I put up. Genius.
She also pops feat and stabs Big Pin down to one box. Sadly it's a Spirit box, would have loved a cheeky Retaliatory if I had Mind. She plonks Guided Hand on the left Bastions.
Harby gets healed up by the Hierophant.
Bastions shuffle around, one of them getting Ghostly from the church. They walk up and swing at Dahlia, first attack hits, Puppet String reroll also hits and goodbye Snek.
Cinerators Shield Wall up and grind the nearby Boneswarm to death.
A Mechanik runs to the left flag.
Ooooooooh yeeeeeah...suck it list that no longer has Tactician.
Menoth getting jammed up by themselves mean both side score their Circle zone and the flank flags, 2 all.
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Minion 3: Harby's feat, thankfully, is managed by Corpse Token healing on Bone Swarms. Still not great as damage is damage plus Overtake is off the table for the turn, not that it was ever super live into Harbio.
Can't really clear out the left or centre flag,so the go is score my elements again and attrition where possible. Lack strong threat on Harby this turn sadly, time to headbutt Martydom the lame way.
Start with our hero of the hour, Alten. He shoots Gravus, Warder shield Guards it and dies. Just the best of dudes (Ok, ostensibly he might sit around waiting to die for a bit, he can't heal anyway so it's a done deal).
Rask Paralyzes a Bastion, forcing a Martydom. He Rages/Furies the left most Bone Swarm, puts a Veil of Mists over a Bastion. Witch Doc/Spirit Cauldron move up in front of Rask, Ghostly and Corpse token up the same 'swarm.
Super Buffed Boneswarm charges through the Veil, immune to free strikes from Ghostly. Harby feat doesn't take out an aspect so it keeps it's max bone tokens, maxes Fury to kill the Church.
Centre Bone Swarm shuffles up, starts punching a Bastion, triggers Martydomn a couple times. Harby rolls max on the Marty's this turn, so goes down to three boxes and stop as the Bastion dies when the Bone Swarm maxes on Fury.
Rightish, Rorsh shuffles up and shoots a Cinerator, leaving it on box.
Cauldron drags forward a Cinerator, Bone Swarm kills it.
Gobber Chef runs to contest like a brave Zero pilot.
Totem Hunter runs way up the back right to contest the Menoth Circle in future turns.
I score my zone and right flag, 4-2.
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Menoth 3: Leftwise the Bastions try to kill the Boneswarm in their vicinity and fall short.
Harby gets healed by the Hierophant, however as the solo chap didn't move she's awkwardly boxed in, if the Bone Swarm on the left doesn't die it can hunt her down potentially. Ergo she opts to spend points healing, then charges and kills said Swarm.
Gravus shuffles up to the Centre flag. Stabs the central Bone Swarm. Guardian later charges in and pops said Swarm.
Right wise one Cinerator unit charges the Wrastler, I eyeball it as pretty likely to live then Snack them up. Doesn't go that way, they spike up and kill it. That's the end of attrition play for me. However as they had to use all their attacks they fail to clear off the Swamp Gobber contesting the centre cloud.
The other Cinerator unit pops its mini feat, charges up and kills the right Boneswarm, Repos to score the right zone and contest the right flag. A couple turn to face the future Totem Hunter placement, whose Prey has shuffled to Harbinger.
Menites score their zone and left flag, 4 all.
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Minion 4: Harby is so far out that I keep having reoccurring dreams of the Wrastler munching on the Cinerators outside Martyr range and snacking up. Alas.
Only chance now is to just kill Harby.
I can get Rask, the Cauldron, Eilish, maybe Rorsh.
There was a dream of using Sac Strike on Eilish, good thing he was an inch out on that as it would have been a recurrence of my sad screw up at Cancon in round 4 of Masters.
Anyway, Harby is camping...3 I think?
Rask moves up, lands his shot. I used the Energy Siphon, this was madness when Paralyze was by far the better choice, gets good damage. Also pops down a Veil of Mists to let Rorsh move across.
Witch Doc pops Ghostly on little Piggy so he doesn't die to Free strikes.
Eilish moves up, misses the Bleed attack.
Cauldron moves up, last attack before Rorsh. Rolls like a beast, kills her.
Uh....as planned from the beginning. Yep. From the get go.
Hmmmmm.
Menoth wished they had feated on bottom of 1, which is probably correct given how much that would muck up 8 health Brine.
So. Many. Errors. Unforced ones to.
Biggest being the blip on Purification, Dahlia surviving would have been quite helpful for contesting and forcing the next casting of the four cast spell.
Well, maybe. Given Harby was hiding behind the forest, strongly feels like maybe the biggest mistake was Totem Hunter hard flanking, he could have threatened through the forest all day and felt pretty good.
Les seriously, Wrastler could very easily have been further back or safely behind the water, given the Menites complete lack of pathfinder once the Church died, didn't respect Cinerator threat range/power sufficiently.
Woah...John Fogerty's first band got renamed randomly from "Blue Velvets" to "Golliwogs". That's....a choice....that was.....made? I guess?
Still happier playing into Harby without kicky monks, that's just the scarring caused by the PB at the Cancon Semi's though.















































